Goodreads reviews of books be like :
First review, 800 likes : ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This book is utter perfection the writing is nothing but impeccably AMAZING, the plot made me be on the edge of my seat ALL the time i literally couldn’t put down the book till i finished it, the characters are so well written and amazing the female character is so fucking badass and the male character is so pretty im in LOVE with him the author’s mind PLEASE write more books this isnt a book its a MASTERPIECE
Second review, 760 likes : ⭐ This book is utter GARBAGE it has RUINED my life and wasted my time!! even a first grader has better writing skills than the author. The plot is boring as fuck and full of inconsistencies and plot holes, the characters are annoying and unlikeable. The he female character is bland, boring and keeps whining and i’d personally beat up the male character if i met him in real life bc ive never known someone so self obsessed, rude and annoying. The author deserves to be tried for some crime for putting out filth like this

Susanne Ussing, I Drivhuset, installed at Ordrupgaardsamlingen, 1980, wood, newspaper, metal chimney vents
Moths found at a light trap in the Ecuadorian cloud forest
why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
Not to flex but i never saw call me by your name